Because, truly, you can’t be Irish without a sense of humour!

Why couldn’t the pirates play cards?
Because the captain was standing on the deck!

What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
I think I’m coming down with something

What do you call an annoying vampire?
A pain in the neck

Why were the apples and oranges all alone?
Because the banana split.

How do you know that it raining cats and dogs?
You’ll step in a poodle

What did the mountain climber name his son?

What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel