Because, truly, you can’t be Irish without a sense of humour!
Why couldn’t the pirates play cards?
Because the captain was standing on the deck!
What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
I think I’m coming down with something
What do you call an annoying vampire?
A pain in the neck
Why were the apples and oranges all alone?
Because the banana split.
How do you know that it raining cats and dogs?
You’ll step in a poodle
What did the mountain climber name his son?
What gets wetter the more it dries?